Press Any Key

Completely off topic, but I ran across this entry in the Compaq support library the other day and found it very amusing. Apparently there’s enough dumb people in the world to warrant a FAQ entry dedicated to the idea that the phrase “press any key” actually means that you should press any one of the keys on your keyboard, as opposed to the one marked “any.” Unbelievable.

5 Responses to “Press Any Key”

  1. Anonymous

    They need to add a few more to be completely safe –

    1. The cup holder on your left is actually a CD-ROM Drive. Please remove your Big Gulp.

    2. Please refrain from using white-out on the screen.

  2. Anonymous

    Oh my gosh…I just about wet my pants after reading this post of yours. I can actually picture the team over at HP laughing their butts off as they posted this FAQ to the site.

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